What the fuck is this?

As you, the loyal infinte steez reader, are well aware, I am very intrested in the large hadron collider. While the Onion recently informed us of some good news on that front, Some other site has a horrifyingly terrible, new development. Tom fucking Hanks may be the dude who turns on the LHC. Now, first, I'd like to address the fact that I tried searching for this story on MSNBC and CNN and neitehr one was covering it, choosing instead to devote precious time to Octopussy, Missing White Girls, and Steroid Usage. Well done, assholes.













Tom Hanks, (pictured right) star of such films as the That Thing You Do, The Money Pit, and Volunteers, will potentially be the guy who destroys the planet earth.

Jesus fucking Christ.