Thursday, January 15, 2009

Gut Reaction: JESUSCHRIST IT'S A SHARK-- GET IN THE SUB

Apparently, sharks are coming to get us.









If this photo from the article is anything to go by, however, they are apparently straight for the knees of skinny jeans-wearing hipster scum, so there is a silver lining. I can see why this would scare some people but those of us who live every day like it's Shark Week have seen this coming for some time now and are prepared accordingly. For the rest of you, tough shit. I guess we can all take solace in the fact that it could be worse:


On the other hand, it could apparently be a lot better.

My advise? Stay out of the fucking water and don't look so much like a seal.

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